Jon had a simple and solitary life as a dock inspector in the city of Southvale. That was until a ship with elves arrived.
Now, he must contend with a group of beautiful elves that have no idea how to say no or behave in his world. They take what they want, drink what they want and party how they want.
When Jon discovers they are pirates, his life will be turned into a maelstrom of action, intrigue, romance and seaside humor from which none of them can steer away.