Arrival

There I was, driving a busload of hot cheerleaders back to their college after the big football game when the damned ground opened up and swallowed us whole. I woke up in the wilderness on an alien planet, with a disembodied voice going on about a quest to save the cheerleaders. Hell yeah, I plan to save the cheerleaders!

Goblins, orcs, and football zombies—yeah, I said football zombies—inhabit the woods and are intent on our destruction. And then there's The Voice, granting us quests and provi...